Pompous Asshole

Location, Location, Location

Killer Robots

They needed an expert to tell them that automated killer robots are a threat to humanity?

Point Counter Point

Oriental Acne

Yeah, Oriental Acne is the worst! Always building acne railroads across your face.

Thanks, Oprah

So, that's a bad sign if a man invites you across the country and then stands you up? I've been doing it all wrong.

Career Day

The Real Ghostbusters Discuss Clinton

This video done made me laugh. From my friend Geoff's site www.overtimecomedy.com.

Is no one teaching butt budy info?

Really, by whom?!!!!

Chicken Pop

I Am The Walrus...

Perfect walrus, right?

Found this drawing...

I was looking up images of walruses and found this drawing of "a walrus and some penguins lighting a menorah." It made me laugh.

An unfortunate birthmark.

Friends

A rude thing to say.

So, that's why my dick hurts.

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Sophisticated Thoughts

If Tigers Were Puppies

What I Learned While Pooing

Dar means "home." So, Darfur means home of the Fur people.

Fish Portrait

#2 Pencil

"I'm a nut man, that's what I do!"

Plant V. Computer